Franki is on House Arrest! Week #7

Recorded Interview
 
Beatrice: "Franki, what is it that you accounted?"
Franki: "Well," *Licks paw*, "I have found the most amazing thing."
Beatrice: "We know. It IS amazing and I'm asking you what it is."
Franki: *Laughing* "Oh I really am pleased with it."
Beatrice: *Sighs* "Okay .... Go on."
Franki: "Well, you see, it's quite simple. I've found that dogs are quite smart,"
Beatrice: *Cuts in* "Hey, humans are smart!"
Franki: "Yeah, yeah. whatever." *Pushes paw towards Bea* "But the thing is, is that we, I mean I, have found that we can counter surf with ease with this discovery."
Beatrice: "I see."
Franki: "Yes." *Nods head* "We can now do our counter surf thing with this baby." *Holds up mini camra-thingy in pad*
Beatrice: "And that is .........."
Franki: "A camera. Well, a X-ray camera. You clip it to your collar, and you can see every where! No one will know you've done something wrong!" *Clips to collar*
Beatrice: "Well... This interview is over." *Starts to walk out*
Franki: "Why........?"
Beatrice: "This is all I need."
Franki: "Stupid! Poppy cock! Idiotic! Foolish! ...........
 
Due to the language of this dog we had to turn off the recorder and ran out as fast as we can.
 
Hey, it's Franki. And guess what?! I'm on house arrest! Yey!!!!! That interview .... it was ..... er, fake-ish.  Okay, it wasn't. The language I used and the abuse the humans took equaled house arrest and some metal band on my wrist. It wasn't THAT bad. I only put all of them in the hospital. That isn't that much, right? But i had to pay for the bills. That's a lot of money. Oh, here's another one....Ooooooooooooooooooo! Whoo Ee! Uh......... I've got to go. I have to search the couch cushions for coins and cash. Maybe sell some of my toys. Bye!